November 13 – 2010 – Day 1
Today was the day…the first 600km AUDAX ride of the year and the very first qualifying ride for the 2011 Paris-Brest-Paris ride. This was the second time I would be doing this ride with the first time being in November of 2009. This year would be a bit different however…first, there would only be six riders instead of the nine we had last time. Second, I did not have the trusty regulars for AUDAX rides with me such as Lundy, Brian or Gareth to name a few. None the less, we started at Longhouse Centre at 0500am on Saturday morning on a ride that would take us through a number of places in Malaysia and have us home for dinner on Sunday evening…hopefully. Today Khina, Jean-Francois, Heng Ooi Keng, Lawrence, Daniel and I would embark on what was sure to be another epic ride.
All for one, one for all. JF who heads up AUDAX and was the ride leader firmly stated at the beginning of the ride that we would all stick together for the whole ride. There are a number of reasons to do this with safety being one of the key considerations. There are also a number of reasons why a group of riders don’t stay together over the course of a 600km ride too…fatigue, tiredness, skills, etc. Anyhow we had our marching orders and we were sticking to them. We left Longhouse and made it to the first AUDAX Checkpoint in Malaysia. After a few corners were turned I took a glance back to note that two riders were already gone…which again is normal, but not in the first 36km of a 600km ride! Anyhow JF took out his mobile phone in search for these riders, dedicating a whopping 5-6 minutes of search time, before declaring: ‘ok, we ride on without them’….this was by far the quickest abandonment of the All-for-One policy he likes to think about from time to time…36km! Needless to say we found out that Lawrence and Heng Ooi Khiang (OK) around 5km up the road as it turns out they took a wrong turn. I was wondering about this ride now with so much left to go and our first delays so early in the day.
We all made it together to the second checkpoint which was about 80km into the ride. After that it was smooth sailing to our first meal stop which was lunch…roti prata in Kluang for Daniel and I, and Chinese food for the rest.
The rolling hills before Kluang.
After a hearty lunch we started off on the way to Segamat. The sun was shining brightly and of course starting to take its toll on the riders. I was so relieved not to be doing that boring stretch we normally do to Kota Tinggi on the 300km and 400km rides. I did not care about the heat. The heat was manageable until you added the strong headwinds….then I cared.
Daniel was feeling strong after lunch so Khina he and I decided to break ahead a bit and capture some extra time for dinner.
The heat and wind had upped the need for food and water. I was drinking two full bottles per 12km at one point during the day and then went 11km with no water before finding this drink stop. We were only 240km into this ride and I was really hurting…and starting to worry. That hurt…I would make up for this at dinner.
Now mostly every cyclist does not eat Pizza Hut and to be honest, the last time I ate Pizza Hut was during the AUDAX 600km ride in 2009. There are not a whole lot of choices available to riders who do not like local food so you need to take what you get. You also tend to burn through thousands of calories on these long rides so you also need to eat a ton…maybe even more than you feel like eating. JF is a bit of a foodie so he was adverse to eating this junk food…instead he brought his own spaghetti into the Hut and sat with the gang as we hammered back some pizza and Pepsi. This was the final real food stop before we would hit our hotel later that evening or early Sunday morning. We had already done 286km so far this day and now we had another 140km to go before we would have a chance for a shower and a brief sleep…in the dark night on Malaysia roads.
The dark was not going to be a problem as JF insisted that people wear reflective vests or items to ensure that drivers going 120+km /hour could see them on the small windy roads we traveled on. Both Daniel and I refused to wear them on the fashion faux pas grounds (see picture above) and because the last thing anybody needs is an extra layer of clothes in hot Malaysia. We did however enjoy making jokes about the other riders who did wear them calling them security guards and road workers…especially when real road workers were waving at them along the way. ‘There’s one of ours’ they must have thought.
The evening was not without any adventure though. after 390km, we stopped for what would be our final short break before we hit the hotel. Short breaks really meant: refill water battles, energy supplies, stretch sorry muscles, chat, lie on ground (JF was very good at this) and then find the courage to get back on the bike. Well it was 11pm by now and we knew that it would be 1AM by the time we got to the hotel…earliest. Off we pushed one-by-one, slowly but surely. JF and Khina led the way down the modest hill to get the group going again…making just enough noise to wake up some local dogs at a farm house. Dogs love cyclists. Anyhow Daniel and OK slipped by without incident, and by the time I was rolling by it was imperative to put my feet on my handlebars to avoid one of the three dogs running after me from biting me. Great I thought…at least we are going down hill so I could maybe escape unless one of these dogs knocks me over. I was gliding down the hill, closing my eyes at times in fear of what would happen if these dogs got to me. I felt nothing, nothing, nothing and then suddenly heard a ‘ruff, ruff, ruff’ CLUNK noise behind me…I was safe, but what happened? I took a quick glance back after a small hammering forward to see Lawrence lying in the middle of the road. The dogs got him, he was laying in the road where some crazy driver may be coming, and it was a bit on the scary side to say the least. We all looked in awe and I was thinking the dogs were eating poor Lawrence, who was doing this ride for the first time in his life. What would we tell his family? After a few minutes of apathetic delay, JF charged back at a whopping 12km/hour to see how things were going with Lawrence. It seemed that the dogs were cleared and that only Lawrence in his security vest lay upon the ground with his bike blinking like a Christmas tree. Whilst the dogs did not eat them, I am sure they tried to knock him over. Dogs 1 – Lawrence 0. After the coast was clear we all went back to lend our All-for-One Support for Lawrence applying first aid and offering words of encouragement. We quickly bandaged him up, named him Dawgman, and then set out on our way knowing that we needed to get to the hotel for a few hours sleep otherwise we would be exhausted.
The last 40km or so were pretty uneventful. We were all tired (JF was actually trying to nap along the way), and we were all charged up when we hit the T-Junction at Rompin – only 2km to the hotel. All of us thought that this was a very long 2 km not to mention that the driveway for this hotel was another 1.5km long…I actually thought it was the same dump hotel we stayed in last time and was really starting to wonder about that because that place was a real dump! Alas we arrived and we really wanted to check in fast.
Dinner: Shower
Desert: Sleep for 3 hours
The room this year was much better than last – no roaches or things that were carrying Lundy’s bread across the floor- however we did have no hot water. We were all tired so I am sure it did not matter that much. After a refreshing three hour sleep, we got dressed and headed down to breakfast. Once again, you need to eat a ton of food on these rides otherwise you will be lying on the ground and unable to ride. With the extensive choices available, Daniel mustered up a fried beans-French fry-egg sandwich to start carbo loading for the day.
The quaint rooms featured noisy air conditioners, ceiling fans that sounded like helicopters, never-ending flushing toilets, and CRT TVs all for your relaxing comfort in a musty environment.
Day 2 Begins
After a short rest and some interesting food, we set off for Day 2 of this ride. If all goes as planned (and it rarely does), we should be home in Singapore by 5pm. That would be great so I could have dinner with my wife, one of my key goals in addition to making this long ride over the weekend. It is always good to have goals on these rides, otherwise you will likely stop, get in a taxi and go home….which tempts many. Today should be fairly easy as we only had 200km to go….so we thought. (flashbacks from 2009?)
JF was wearing his natural smile at the beginning of the day. He knew the pressure was on him after the debacle from last year. Last year we were supposed to have only 180km on the second day and when we rode 15km and saw a sign that said ‘Johor Bahru – 205km’ we wanted to kill him…well at least Brian, Lundy, and I did…and I am sure there were others. Add another 20km into Singapore and that was and extra 60km…which is a lot when you have done 435km so far and are tired and sore. Plus who wants a 10% bonus on a 600km ride?
Anyhow we pulled out on this day from a new hotel where JF guestimated that we had approximately 205km to the border…it was 211km so he is getting better. Anyhow we had already done 422km during the first day and we all were still in pretty decent condition.
Of course being in decent condition is a temporary thing on these rides. Anybody who has done AUDAX rides before knows that you can be feeling great one moment, and then feel dead almost the next. JF, who is very particular about the food he eats, knows this better than anybody. So whilst he refuses to eat the devilish Pizza Hut or KFC, he worked hard to eat enough to keep him going for the rest of the ride. As you can see from above, JF should have had a few slices of pizza!
This petrol station where JF was napping was actually kind of funny. There was a huge group of young guys that came ‘roaring’ in on these small motor bikes, each looking at JF as if he were dead, and they were acting like they were a bike gang. Daniel and I were wondering if this was the local version of Hells Angels. It was hilarious to see them revving up the engines on these bikes to impress the pretty girls who pumped the gas. I actually think the girls were more impressed with JF and his dead impression.
With the exception of the super hot and windy period we had on the first day, the weather was actually very cooperative. It was overcast on the rolling hills out of Mersing where JF, Khina and OK dropped Daniel and I. JF loves that. Anyhow Daniel and I were keeping our sensible steady pace to ensure we never looked like JF did in the photo above
Dawgman was behind us in search of dogs, elephants or other animals…once again reinforcing the All-for-One policy of this ride. The rain started to come in which was refreshing at first.
Unfortunately refreshing took a turn for the worst and the rain became hard and pounding in a matter of minutes. The thing with the drivers in Malaysia is that apparently they look at rain as an added challenge, rather than slowing down, they keep driving insane speeds shooting huge waves of water over tired and good cyclists like us.
We persevered. Similar to last year, we had the same number of starters as finishers. This is truly amazing as this ride pushes all riders to their limits and is very challenging to do both mentally and physically. The ride ended at the other side of the Singapore border where we all went our separate ways. I hopped in a taxi to get home at a reasonable time for dinner only to learn later that Daniel (who lives in my condo) beat me home by cycling - huge traffic accident had my taxi ride last almost an hour. JF’s wife picked him up at the Kranji MRT station while I waited in the taxi line for a taxi with all the drunks who just finished watching the horse races at the Singapore Turf Club. They were cool, but they smelled like beer and I wanted a beer to celebrate our ride…and fast. Nothing came fast that weekend.

I headed out to Cafe Iguana in Singapore with Kim and Daniel to celebrate the ride. Similar to other long rides, I had more hope than energy and I quickly ate, had a celebratory beer, and decided it was bed time.
I was super impressed by the riders. Four were first timers for the 600km, and this ride is hard for all, so it was great to see us all start and finish together, with a whole bunch of interesting moments in between. Thank you all. Looking forward to starting 2011 Paris Brest Paris with all of you.
JF, thank you for organizing another epic AUDAX ride.